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Face it. It happens. Someone mis-pages a page into a scene coincidental results, someone typos an ill fitting word in a pose, or someone complete pastes a pose meant for another MU** into the wrong window, or someone just something so goofy in context--- all with unfortunate , but hilarious results. This page is dedicated to those moments.

Stupid Daryn Tricks

"Not only am I an extremely talented musician, but I also have a really big sword," Daryn reaches for it and realizes it's not there, "And a very durable guitar." - Daryn

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"I look at the machines today and laugh 'cuz they don't got no skill. They are the tools they use, they may got the firepower, but take away their big guns, their size, their built muscles, then what do they got?" - Daryn
"...Quint." - Kain.

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Daryn: Where is my page?! WHERE IS MY PAGE!?
Cut Man: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Daryn: Oh there you are!"

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Daryn transmits, "The trees would notice."
Quint transmits, "I don't care if THEY notice!"

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Dr. Wily says, "Nothing can defeat Daryn!"

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Zero transmits, "What in the hell are you babbling about, Daryn? What are you hopped up on goofballs? Friggan rockstars, always doped up."
Daryn transmits, "I'll have you know that I'm this way -sober-.

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Guts Man transmits, "Neo Arcadians are funny, they're like goldfish stuck in a bowl. As far as their concerned the world around them is fake but what's inside the bowl is absolute."
Narika Hyun transmits, "I don't live in a goldfish bowl. Neo Arcadia is a safe haven of how the world is supposed to be! Its a Utopia!"
Daryn transmits, "In other words, sorta like a fishbowl, right?"

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Leo (Lion) pages Daryn and Mai Atsuki: Maddy will indispose Daryn in the afternoon so hard that he'll have to miss Quintball due to repair times.
Mai Atsuki (Mai) pages Daryn and Leo: Oh shit, that means she wants something
Mai Atsuki (Mai) pages Daryn and Leo: Fortunately that something may only be 'good love'.
Leo (Lion) pages Daryn and Mai Atsuki: Yeah, I can tell you what she wants, it's very NC-17. // Daryn did fine. That was intentionally weird.
Mai Atsuki (Mai) pages Daryn and Leo: My morbid curiosity compels me to ask
You paged Leo and Mai Atsuki with 'Maddy decided the best way to keep Daryn from hurting himself by getting into fights is to have sex that's so kinky that Daryn receives enough END damage that he can't go to combat scenes.'
Mai Atsuki (Mai) pages Daryn and Leo: I think that's subdual damage. I'm not sure, I didn't buy the Book of Erotic Fantasy.
Leo (Lion) pages Daryn and Mai Atsuki: It's so far been a good strategy. If he can't walk straight or has rug burn in inconvenient places or is injured in a really embarassing way, Daryn can't get Ion Cannoned by Bass.
You paged Mai Atsuki and Leo with 'Maddy has special prestige class abilities to make the subdual damage, lethal.'
Mai Atsuki (Mai) pages Daryn and Leo: Brutal.
Leo (Lion) pages Daryn and Mai Atsuki: If you aren't dislocating bones you really aren't having e-human sex.

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Ada Wong is very tired. "I do not believe the name of that particular robot is 'Wesker's Cockatrice'."
Josef Holznecht transmits, "Ja, baht it is funny!"
Daryn transmits, "Didn't Wesker get a Cockatrice?"
Josef Holznecht transmits, "Ja. I would hahve stopped him, baht I was a bit distracted."
Josef Holznecht transmits, "By all ahf the evil."
Ada Wong transmits, "I understand the evil was considerable."
Josef Holznecht transmits, "Reasonahbly."
Josef Holznecht transmits, "Ahf course, nahthing I couldn't hahndle."
Daryn transmits, "It was very evil. Anyway, what's the worse that can happen? ... I guess the worse that could happen is an army of murdering cockatrices or something, or maybe super snake zombies that can turn you into stone."
Josef Holznecht transmits, "STAHP DOING THAT!"
Daryn transmits, "I'm not worried, Josef. Your gleaming muscles will reflect their stony gaze back into them"
Daryn transmits, "Thus solving the problem once and for all."
Josef Holznecht transmits, "Well, clearly, baht think of the less fortunate girly men out there."
Daryn thinks about this, "We may have to lose Leon."

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Daryn walks over to Byte and the corpse of Telos. He leaps into the air and shouts, "GET EQUIPPED WITH..." What the hell is his primary? Oh it doesn't matter. "GETTING OWNED!" His colors shift to Black and White as he lands back down to the ground. "Now to test this weapon!"
He points his sword forward and says, "BAM!"
At this point Leon lands on him with his Jumping Jeep.
CRUNCH!

Oh, That Bass

Terror Tarantula transmits, "Good, I like hate, it has a rich bold flavor...."
Bass transmits, "A skillful psych-ops response, admittedly. Be that as it may, the Robot Masters will soon deal with you."

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[RADIO: (G)] TyrannyChat Lumine transmits, "I am afraid that if I am destroyed, I have already decided to become a CD Burner."
[RADIO: (G)] TyrannyChat Bass transmits, "Think big, Lumine! Be a combo drive!"
[RADIO: (G)] TyrannyChat Lumine transmits, "Isn't that a little ambitious?"
[RADIO: (G)] TyrannyChat Bass transmits, "What is life without goals?"
[RADIO: (G)] TyrannyChat Lumine transmits, "Excellent point."
[RADIO: (G)] TyrannyChat Pirate Princess Tron Bonne just giggles.

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[RADIO: (A)] (RMChatter) Bass, malevolently. "Don't /die/, Ring Man."
[RADIO: (A)] (RMChatter Ring Man transmits, "Uhm....now.. uh... why would I want to die..like..alright Bass."
[RADIO: (A)] RMChatter Bass transmits, "Do you hear me, Ring Man? (don't) /DIE/."

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<BVTV> Fairy Leviathan leans back into the water tilting her head up to the sky with a small crinkling of her nose. "Ciel is highly respected. They are not an item. It would be similar to asking which of your ilk is banging Dr. Wily."
<BVTV> "Aqua Man," Bass says.

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<Public> In your face Bass says, "OK I'm going to get this damn comma in my chan/title"
<Public> In your face/ Bass says, "If it kills me"
<Public> In your face Bass says, "come on"
<Public> In your face Bass says, "come on"
<Public> In your face Bass says, "come on"
<Public> In your face Bass says, "HOW DID I DO IT ON JOSEF"
<Public> In your face Bass says, "I swear to"
<Public> In your face] Bass says, "I know you can do this"
<Public> In your face] Bass says, "That's not even a little right."

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<Chain of Command> Bass says, "The only thing I can recall seeing of Top Gear was from a commercial where we see a few frames of a British guy trying to get in a tiny car."
<Chain of Command> Bass says, "And then he's in it and driving away laughing madly."
<Chain of Command> Alloy says, "Jeremy /is/ like 6'5"."
<Chain of Command> Bass says, "I feel a kinship with this man."
<Chain of Command> Alloy says, "He is also a madman."
<Chain of Command> Bass says, "I feel a kinship with this man."
<Chain of Command> Alloy says, "He drives cars that are perilously fast or perilously powerful."
<Chain of Command> Bass says, "I feel a kinship with this man."
<Chain of Command> Bass says, "I begin to think one of us may be an alternate reality version of the other."
<Chain of Command> Alloy says, "He is also a complete dick with next to no sensitivity for greenies and other ponces who would impede the advance of high octane motorsports in the UK."
<Chain of Command> Bass says, "I feel a kinship with this man."

Everyone Hates The Radio

Tightbeam transmission: Dr. Wily says, "And you SOMEHOW MISPLACED MY MOTHER."
Tightbeam transmission to Dr. Wily: You say, "Dude! I'll totally find her."
Tightbeam transmission: Dr. Wily says, "Dude! That's my mother you lost! Not cool!"

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Tightbeam transmission to Axl: You say, "Give my regards to Cinnamon, kwa ha ha ha!"
Tightbeam transmission: Axl says, "You're not gonna get away with this, Lumine."
Tightbeam transmission: Axl says, "... OK, so you got away with this /now/, but I mean like in the future."
Tightbeam transmission to Axl: You say, "I believe I just--oh, okay. Sure."
Tightbeam transmission: Axl is PSYCHIC. -Lumine and Axl

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[Radio: (B) RM Secure] Bomb Man transmits, "I´ll take on the walrus. no sweat."
[Radio: (B) RM Secure] Tengu Man transmits, "Good, but PLEASE don't level the building while we're inside."
[Radio: (B) RM Secure] Bomb Man transmits, "whine whine whine."

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[Radio: (A) RM Chat] Daryn transmits, "Uh Oh, Crash Man! I think he learned your pattern!"
[Radio: (A) RM Chat] Dr. Wily transmits, "Did he? CRAP. Quick, reverse direction! Increase speed! Drop down!"

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[RADIO: (A)] Chat Blues transmits, "....I usually just start shooting to slow myself down."
[RADIO: (A)] Chat Dr. Light transmits, "Admittedly, that happens to be your answer for everything."

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[RADIO: (F)] Serious Business: Blues transmits, "You see it as history. I lived through it. It's the nice part about being an old man."
[RADIO: (F)] Serious Business: Blues transmits, "Now get off my damn lawn, Tengu."
Somewhere on the MUSH, Tengu Man has disconnected.

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Tightbeam transmission: Alia says, "So. You want me, and Liese, to go punch some Irregulars in a seedy, dirty little restaurant."
(Uncomfortable silence as Dr. Light scrambles for a spin over 2-3 minutes.)
Tightbeam transmission: Alia says, "Thank you, Doctor Light! I'm happy to oblige."

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[RADIO: (C)] Defcon 5 Dr. Gravity transmits, "But... he could be good man for you... maybe."
[RADIO: (C)] Defcon 5 Impact Kitsune transmits, "They could -all- be a good man for me."
[RADIO: (C)] Defcon 5 Dr. Gravity transmits, "You makink persuasive arguement."
[RADIO: (C)] Defcon 5 Impact Kitsune transmits, "Yup! I'm very much in favour of per sway shives."
[RADIO: (C)] Defcon 5 Dr. Gravity transmits, "Haff you considered benefits of harem style datink? Veddy economical."
[RADIO: (C)] Defcon 5 Impact Kitsune transmits, "What's that, doctor?"
[RADIO: (C)] Defcon 5 Dr. Gravity transmits, "Harem is vhen you haff team of composed of attractive members of opposite gender zhat vait on you hand and foot.
[RADIO: (C)] Defcon 5 Impact Kitsune is in complete unobjectionable awe, "That... that sounds like a dream come true..."
[RADIO: (C)] Defcon 5 Dr. Gravity transmits, "And vhat do I alvays say about dreams?"
[RADIO: (C)] Defcon 5 Impact Kitsune transmits, "That they cost fifty bucks and you might catch a disease?"
[RADIO: (C)] Defcon 5 Dr. Gravity transmits, "Da."
[RADIO: (C)] Defcon 5 Impact Kitsune thinks on this.
[RADIO: (C)] Defcon 5 Dr. Gravity transmits, "Now get out zhere, and makink zhat dream comink true!"
[RADIO: (C)] Defcon 5 Impact Kitsune transmits, "Yes doctor! *sound of Impact running around. Then a sonic boom. Then nothing*"

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[RADIO: (A)] Hunter-Chat Dr. Light transmits, "Aiming an anti-Bonne laser over Roll's dorm complex...probably overreacting, right?"
[RADIO: (A)] Hunter-Chat Mirror Orange transmits, "Nope!"
[RADIO: (A)] Hunter-Chat Ebullition transmits, "If yew want, Ah'll melt the whole place an' they'll hafta fahnd new places to sleep. No more roomies."
[RADIO: (A)] Hunter-Chat Construction Triceraton transmits, "BAH!"
[RADIO: (A)] Hunter-Chat Liese Schreiner transmits, "Interesting idea, but let's put that in reserve."

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Tightbeam transmission: Roll says, "Daddy, what's with the weirdos? I mean, there's more than usual."
Tightbeam transmission to Roll: You say, "Um, the Irregular Overlords."
Tightbeam transmission: Roll says a word Daddy would not approve of, off-mic.
Tightbeam transmission to Roll: You say, "Roll! I don't approve of that word."
Tightbeam transmission to Roll: You say, "Use *convient goose honk*, its more ladylike."
Tightbeam transmission: Roll convenient goose honks, then. "Alright. I think Guts Man is already planning a messy demise for the one being stalky."
Tightbeam transmission to Roll: You say, "Well, honey, normaly its not right to manipulate your enemies against eachother."
Tightbeam transmission: Roll, little girl voice. "Just this once?"
Tightbeam transmission to Roll: Dr. Light, obviously proud. "...weeell, this is a special case."
Tightbeam transmission: Roll squeals. "Thank you!"
Sewa listens to some transmissions. She looks at Roll. That innocent, smiling face. She wiggles a finger in her ear and squints. Must be the painkillers.

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(Radio: (E) Global) Scott Wily transmits, "I don't know, he's an Irregular. Jeesus. Let me check... Passion Hyena. Also I have no idea how grandma didn't find out. She may be dead, or something: I haven't checked in a while."
(Radio: (E) Global) Top Man transmits, "SCOTTY! HAVE YOU NOT BEEN TAKIN' CARE OF GRAMMA!?"
(Radio: (E) Global) Top Man transmits, "You go make sure she's okay RIGHT NOW!"
(Radio: (E) Global) Top Man transmits, "She's tha only gramma we gots!"
(Radio: (E) Global) Pharaoh Man transmits, "...and possibly you lover..."
(Radio: (E) Global) Scott Wily transmits, "I built about eight. I am not sure if Ghost Man really counts, but if he does it's nine. Anyway, as I said: I am working. Quit bothering me."
(Radio: (E) Global) Pharaoh Man transmits, "Ahem. I demand you go and check on Grandmother IMMEDIATLY!".
(Radio: (E) Global) Scott Wily click.
(Radio: (A) RobotMaster) Pharaoh Man transmits, "Ring Man!"
(Radio: (A) RobotMaster) Pharaoh Man transmits, "Go check on Mother Wily!"
(Radio: (A) RobotMaster) Pharaoh Man transmits, "...and take her flowers, or something."
(Radio: (A) RobotMaster) Ring Man transmits, "....Where again?"
(Radio: (A) RobotMaster) Top Man transmits, "I'm goin' now."
(Radio: (A) RobotMaster) Pharaoh Man transmits, "....er, where /is/ Mother Wily?"
(Radio: (A) RobotMaster) Top Man transmits, "..."
(Radio: (A) RobotMaster) Top Man transmits, "Uhhh..."
(Radio: (A) RobotMaster) Top Man transmits, "I dunno... She usually visits us."
(Radio: (A) RobotMaster) Theta XO Tengu Man transmits, "Slick, Ra. Very slick."
(Radio: (A) RobotMaster) Pharaoh Man transmits, "...oh, hush, you don't know where she is EITHER."

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[RADIO: (A)] Global Dr. Takeshi Shinchiro transmits, "I DON'T NEED TO COMPLETE MY SENTENCES, I'M A DOCTOR."

When Code Attacks

Shield Shellfish will attempt to cover the next attack against Earth.
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General is smashed and dented by the water blasts, and more mechfluid soaks the deck of the Raptor before he can get his footing again. He hunkers down, and tears a support beam out of the Raptor. Armor shears off of it. General staggers, alarms going off in his head.
"This conversation is over." He sweeps the beam low, tearing the deck up further to try and catch Lunar before bringing it high to catch the upper head of Godmachine.

General misses Lunar Wolfman with his Massive Collateral Damage attack.
General misses Godmachine Binary with his Massive Collateral Damage attack.
General falls to the ground, unconscious, due to massive systems damage.

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Bass strikes you with a glancing hit from his Ohshi Gospel attack for 0 units of damage.
You are below your courage-endurance point.
OOC Ring Man says, "...."
Current Systems Status
LE: (-8 / ??) WE: 18
Status: Unconscious
OOC Ring Man says, "BUT. BUT."
OOC Ring Man says, "I'M DEAD."
OOC Bass says, "My power is beyond your understanding."
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Bit initiates a gestalt merge.
Bit has left.
Auto has left.
Fatmachine Fatinary has arrived.
OOC Fianait says, "OH GOD WE'RE ALL DOOMED"

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Fianait changes into her Ban Sidhe armor.
OOC Fianait says, "RAAR I AM SCARY"
OOC Auto changes to his Hula desc.
OOC Auto is scarier.
OOC Fianait says, "oh god no"

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Cygnus has arrived.
Cygnus strikes you with a glancing hit from his Unf Unf Unf attack for 0 units of damage.
OOC Cygnus smokes a cigarette.
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Cut Manppl
[OOC] Syzygy says, "... The hell?"
[OOC] Ego says, "CUT MAN PPL!"
[OOC] Hard Man says, "";ppl is like look for failures."

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Even with the gathering of some of Earth's most powerful, it would be a very difficult fight.

Everything that has come before them was a warm-up, a simple look into the window of what they were about to face.

Their greeting is short, succinct, and to the point as waves upon waves of plasma globules pour on out from the field and into the forces of Earth. They fly at dangerous velocities, lighting up the surroundings ina dazzling flash - if nothing else, it would make it that much harder to determine the full extent of what lied ahead as the aerial units took flight, the underground reserves at the ready to strike... and still, no break among the ground-roving forces in sight as they make their advance behind the initial volley of fire.

Io misses Jet Stingray with his Plasma Barrage attack.
Io misses Zero with his Plasma Barrage attack.
Io misses General with his Plasma Barrage attack.
Io misses Iris with his Plasma Barrage attack.
Io misses Dr. Light with his Plasma Barrage attack.
Io misses Epsilon with his Plasma Barrage attack.
Io misses Scarface with his Plasma Barrage attack.
Io misses Overclock with his Plasma Barrage attack.
Io misses Red with his Plasma Barrage attack.
Io misses Tron Bonne with his Plasma Barrage attack.
Io misses Bon Bonne with his Plasma Barrage attack.
Io misses you with his Plasma Barrage attack.
Io misses Vile with his Plasma Barrage attack.
Io misses Lumine with his Plasma Barrage attack.
Io misses Gigabolt Man-O-War with his Plasma Barrage attack.
Io misses Steel Massimo with his Plasma Barrage attack.
Io misses Heat Man with his Plasma Barrage attack.
Io misses Cut Man with his Plasma Barrage attack.
Io misses iLuz with his Plasma Barrage attack.
Io misses Michael Eildath with his Plasma Barrage attack.
Io misses Metal Man with his Plasma Barrage attack.

Announcement: Draco shouts, "Io is now fired from his role of TP Boss Monster."

One-Liners

"Seems like quite a story he had to tell, for two or three casual meetings. Quite a story. I do not trust... plot exposition." - Shadow Man

OOC Talk

OOC King says, "I should make my cookies platinum instead of gold."
OOC Thrash MacKenzie says, "&cookie_msg me=King backhands you across the room. That's all you get, bitch."

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OOC Crescent Grizzly says, "..."
OOC Crescent Grizzly says, "...Colonel."
OOC Crescent Grizzly says, "You know how I wanted a pony for Christmas?"
OOC Crescent Grizzly says, "Changed my mind. I want a space station."
OOC Solder says, "My toy! ;)"
OOC Crescent Grizzly calls Rank.
OOC Solder disassemble!
OOC Crescent Grizzly maim!
OOC Colonel says, "...I dunno. Remember the last time I got you something this fancy? You accidentally used your drill claw on it."
OOC Crescent Grizzly says, "I promise I won't! I'll take real good care of it, and walk it every day, and feed it, and..."
OOC Colonel makes Marge Simpson noises

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OOC Storm Owl says, "Why is General in Durandal?"
General has arrived.
Durandal drops General.
OOC Storm Owl says, "Don't try to deny it!"
OOC Durandal claims ignorance of him being in there.
OOC Storm Owl saw the whole thing.
OOC Durandal says, "Honestly!"
OOC Durandal says, "Lumine was carrying him!"
OOC Riot says, "Durandal was testing his new....deluxe size ride armor mode."
OOC Shield Shellfish says, "You're /all/ Maverick, aren't you."
OOC Storm Owl says, "Yeah sure buddy. You better hope the paternal tests come back negative."
OOC Durandal <_<
OOC Durandal >_>

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Templar Fefnir arrives from the Research And Development.
Templar Fefnir has arrived.
OOC Templar Fefnir snaps Sage's thong.
Templar Fefnir enters the Training Grounds.
Templar Fefnir has left.
OOC Sage Harpuia says, "..."

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>> In Fortress V - General's Office
Magna Centipede has arrived.
OOC Magna Centipede says, "What the crap"
OOC Magna Centipede says, "I just came from inside of you"

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OOC Dr. Light says, "Nah. Light's vaguely irritated when indies act like he dosen't do his job, but Hiryu is the anti-Dynamo, and thus cool."
OOC Dr. Light says, "Heroic, quiet, and I'm almost positive you are a man.,"

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OOC Len Ryman is the annoying person that drives 10 mph under the speedlimit in a no passing zone.
OOC Nymph and Nix shoots Len.
OOC Nymph and Nix says, "THAT IS FOR MAKING ME LATE FOR WORK!"
OOC Len Ryman survives. "I get that alot. ^_^;;"
OOC Maverick Hover Platform <Serges> FLATTEN.
OOC Len Ryman squish!. "...ow."
OOC Nymph and Nix defiles.
OOC Len Ryman says, "o_o"

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OOC Dr. Regal says, "I can only imagine how many ulcers Wily has right now"
OOC Dr. Regal says, "<Wily> MY SON! --- MY CLONE! --- MY ROBOT CLONES!"

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OOC William Wiggin puts his hand over the Nemesis Button.
OOC Sniper Weasel <.< >.>
OOC Dr. Weil says, "WIGGIN."
OOC Dr. Weil says, "You know better."
OOC Dr. Weil says, "That's my job."
OOC Dr. Weil pulls out his watch. "BIG COOOOOOOORPSE! ACTION!"

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OOC Zell Tristan glares.. Signas.. and Zero. Holy crap, Neo Arcadia doesn't exist anymore does it?
OOC Fairy Leviathan says, "They're playing in my tub."
OOC Zero ^_________________________^
OOC Signas is just here to hold his hair.

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OOC ILuz says, "Hey Leo, it's me Aslan. You busy this tuesday? I got these four kids and I need a temp to take care of 'em. Anyway, thanks in advance. Bye."

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OOC Crescent Grizzly says, "And in front of my Bee Hive!"
OOC Crescent Grizzly gasp!
OOC Option Yammark shiftyeyes.
OOC Burn Dinorex says, "Crescent...I..."
OOC Burn Dinorex says, "I can explain."
OOC Option Yammark says, "It'll never work between us, Burn."
OOC Crescent Grizzly footaps.
OOC Option Yammark says, "You're size 8, I'm size 4."
OOC Burn Dinorex :(
OOC Option Yammark says, "You'd sneeze and blow me halfway across the F5."
OOC Option Yammark says, "I'm sorry. OUR LOVE IS FORBIDDEN"

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<Alt Babble> Number Man says, "When you log in you get a choice, regardless of who you are. Even OCs get the choice."
<Alt Babble> Number Man says, "'Do you want to continue your steamy relationship with Fairy Leviathan? Y/N'"

O-Repliforce Is For Lovers

<O-Repliforce> Gareth WILL have My Man Babies!: Rush Raccoon says, "Alright."
<O-Repliforce> Hardcore Gareth says, "Rush, change your chantitle, or I wil spear you. Repeatedly."
<O-Repliforce> Captain Kangaroo: Assault Kangaroo says, "Bad choice of words, dude."
<O-Repliforce> Flashlight, Plasma Harrier says, "...What chan title?"
<O-Repliforce> Now an NPC!: Welcome to Corneria! "I Like Swords!" -> Rush Raccoon says, "There."
<O-Repliforce> Gareth Will Have Rush's Golden Manbabies: Cortana says, "Hello."
<O-Repliforce> Crescent Grizzly says, "New Sitcom-I Dream of General. In which Colonel, a mild mannered reploid, finds a bottle which houses a magic giant, General. Whacky adventures ensue as they fall in love."

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<O-Repliforce> Dr. Sarah Fairchild says, "No, Ninjor is too cool for crap like that!"
<O-Repliforce> Dr. Sarah Fairchild says, "He's like 'bitches, I am so ninja it's IN MY NAME.'"
<O-Repliforce> Crescent Grizzly says, "And I have poofy Ninja Pants!"
<O-Repliforce> Crescent Grizzly says, "We are such losers."

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You have been assigned orders by Storm Owl.

Orders for Berkana
Assigned by: Storm Owl
Please cure happiness.
<O-Repliforce> Your Goddess: Berkana says, "SIR, YES SIR!"
<O-Repliforce> The first of two approaches... Storm Owl says, "Good soldier."

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<O-Repliforce> The first of two approaches... Storm Owl says, "But what will poor Gareth do, then?"
<O-Repliforce> My Name is Ray, Jet Stingray says, "Find true love with the other Bodyguard... Shield Shellfish. They could spend all night +covering one another until the morning sun comes up."
<O-Repliforce> Crescent Grizzly says, "..."
<O-Repliforce> The first of two approaches... Storm Owl says, "...well thank you for that mental picture."
<O-Repliforce> The first of two approaches... Storm Owl says, "It is now scarred into my mind."

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<O-Repliforce> General says, "Shellfish is promoted to rank 7, named "Princess" and is to marry Colonel by the morrow or off with her head!"
<O-Repliforce> The Over-18 Adventures Of Doom And Shield Shellfish says, "... k!"
<O-Repliforce> The Over-18 Adventures Of Doom And Shield Shellfish says, "Works for me."
<O-Repliforce> The Cute One: Dr. Sarah Fairchild says, "No daughter of mine is gonna marry that bum. :("
<O-Repliforce> Subtle Like Brick Through Window: Berkana says, "wut"
<O-Repliforce> The Over-18 Adventures Of Doom And Shield Shellfish says, "But he likes to kill Mavericks."
<O-Repliforce> Subtle Like Brick Through Window: Berkana says, "Oh no, skank. You best be stepping away from my child like that."
<O-Repliforce> The Cute One: Dr. Sarah Fairchild says, "Well, while you were off SLUMMING WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND, I adopted the kids."
<O-Repliforce> The Cute One: Dr. Sarah Fairchild says, "So there, ho."
<O-Repliforce> Minicon Cygnus gasps.
<O-Repliforce> Subtle Like Brick Through Window: Berkana puts on her bslapping gloves.
<O-Repliforce> Subtle Like Brick Through Window: Berkana floatfloatfloatFACE.
<O-Repliforce> Crescent Grizzly eats popcorn.
<O-Repliforce> Corporal Fractal Dragonfly really needs a family chart for this game he's learning.
<O-Repliforce> Minicon Cygnus says, "Ladies, ladies, please... if you're going to do something like this, at least find a pit full of JELLO or something."
<O-Repliforce> Pimp Daddy Gareth stays out of this one...
<O-Repliforce> The Cute One: Dr. Sarah Fairchild punches Berkana the hell out.
<O-Repliforce> The Over-18 Adventures Of Doom And Shield Shellfish says, "..."
<O-Repliforce> The Over-18 Adventures Of Doom And Shield Shellfish says, "I HATE YOU BOTH"

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<O-Repliforce> Alert Red says, "We're going to roll some johns in the dark alley while Hi-Max pretends to turn tricks for lonely sailors."
<O-Repliforce> Alert Red says, "NOW SHAKE WHAT BERKANA GAVE YOU."
<O-Repliforce> Alert Red says, "Oh man that was vile. I've made myself ill."

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<O-Repliforce> Still Shiny, Prismatic Spider says, "I don't see an Iris/Roll fight in delicious chocolate pudding happening anytime soon."
<O-Repliforce> Safe for another year... Storm Owl says, "Not with that attitude."

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<O-Repliforce> It's Good To Be The Colonel says, "Some of that hot Cinnamon lovin' would feel pretty good right now."
<O-Repliforce> Munitions Ifrit says, "Gonna need to go without it. Would you care for a Roll Cookie instead? or an Iris Cupcake?"
<O-Repliforce> Gadget Sparrow says, "Sure. I've got some days off next week, so"
<O-Repliforce> It's Good To Be The Colonel says, "Perhaps some Prep-H for the suprise buttsecks the YD just gave me."
<O-Repliforce> Munitions Ifrit says, "Quoted."

O-Hunter Is For Gay Men

(On the Subject of the Hunters) <O-Hunter> Have you seen me? --> Sasha says, "Where the women are women and the men are lonely."

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<O-Hunter> Chunk is Indestructible. Steel Massimo says, "One of those Colonels better be flaming or the testosterone would destroy the universe."
<O-Hunter> Colonel is wearing a hawaiian shirt.
<O-Hunter> Colonel shit I think I'm the gay one.

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<O-Hunter> Gaudile hands Ebullition the doll. "Now, tell me where I'm going to touch you in a minute."
<O-Hunter> Bustered! Ebullition says, "O_o"
<O-Hunter> Middle Aged Babylon: Draco says, "Highly inappropriate."
<O-Hunter> Bustered! Ebullition points to the underarm.
<O-Hunter> Bustered! Ebullition then points towards the foot.
<O-Hunter> Gaudile says, "Isn't it, Draco?"
<O-Hunter> healplz: Cinnamon says, "It's okay! I'm helping!"
<O-Hunter> healplz: Cinnamon touch.
<O-Hunter> Bustered! Ebullition yoip!
<O-Hunter> Gaudile says, "/Highly/ Inappropriate."
<O-Hunter> Bustered! Ebullition ahhhhhh.
<O-Hunter> Bustered! Ebullition says, "Man, you really know how to give a foot rub. ^_^"
<O-Hunter> Middle Aged Babylon: Draco says, "My name is Draco, and I do not approve of this message."
<O-Hunter> Tidings of Comfort and Joyeuse grabs Durandal and hauls him to the medbay. "Time for some hands on training."
<O-Hunter> Kicker Of Rear-Ends: Durandal blinku
<O-Hunter> Tidings of Comfort and Joyeuse wants to learn Jury-rig the hard way.
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<O-Hunter> Kirby and the Amazing Mirror Orange says, "Bass is manly."
<O-Hunter> 'The Legend' Steel Massimo says, "I have posters of him in my room."
<O-Hunter> 'The Myth' Quiet Man says, "..."
<O-Hunter> 'The Legend' Steel Massimo says, "The lips are worn off."
<O-Hunter> 'The Myth' Quiet Man ....
<O-Hunter> 'The Legend' Steel Massimo says, "...as well as other areas."

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<O-Hunter> Quiet Man says, "Hey Draco?"
<O-Hunter> 'The Man' Draco says, "?"
<O-Hunter> 'The Myth' Quiet Man says, "Nuthin'"
<O-Hunter> 'The Legend' Steel Massimo says, "I see."
<O-Hunter> 'The Man' Draco says, "I'll kill you both."

When Admin Attack

Message: 18/40 Posted Author CLOSING: Layer Tue Jan 24 Draco
I still can't think up a clean pun for this that does not involve cake.
Friday, June 27th.

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Message: 18/37 Posted Author CLOSING: Rafflesian Thu Feb 09 Scorpio
Sugar!
Spice!
And everything nice!
These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girl!
But Spike Rosered accidentally added another ingredient to the concoction:
Carnation Instant Bitch!
And thus Rafflesian was born! Using her extra super powers, she fights for conquest, genocide, and the destruction of all mankind!

Rafflesian closes on the 11th.

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Announcement: Mesarthim shouts, "Congraturations to the Canadian peopre on their successful erection, the first in 17 months!"
Announcement: Scorpio shouts, "We will soon be conquering you."

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<Chain of Command> Mesarthim bwahaha
<Chain of Command> Glyde Loath Licks Mesarthim, just to be disturbing.
<Chain of Command> Glyde Loath lickalickalicklicketylicka.
<Chain of Command> Arcturus says, "It's funny you should put licking and Mesarthim together."
<Chain of Command> Mesarthim says, "You know what rhymes with lick?"
<Chain of Command> Glyde Loath licks Arcturus so he won't be left out. ;)
<Chain of Command> General ion cannons.
<Chain of Command> General says, "Click, chick, snicker, hick"
<Chain of Command> Glyde Loath says, "Click? Schtick? Mick?"
<Chain of Command> Mesarthim says, "No."
<Chain of Command> General says, "Tick!"

A brick is thrown through a nearby window at relativistic velocities, with enough energy to completely obliterate General.
You are hit for 215892499727278669824 units of damage.
You are now unconscious.

<Chain of Command> General thuds.
<Chain of Command> Mesarthim says, "Brick."

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<Public> Darth Subjugus: Pretty Princess Polly says, "So anyway."
<Public> Darth Subjugus: Pretty Princess Polly says, "..."
<Public> Darth Subjugus: Pretty Princess Polly says, "wtf"
<Public> IO-2, make it happen with Masquerade says, "Hot."
<Public> Please Don't Shoot Pharaoh Man says, "..."
Announcement: Pretty Princess Polly shouts, "I BLAME SCORPIO"
<Public> Nana points and laughs.
<Public> Orangikins. Mirror Orange says, "Hahahaha."
<Public> Please Don't Shoot Pharaoh Man says, "YES."
<Public> Please Don't Shoot Pharaoh Man adds to the blooper spool.
Announcement: Scorpio shouts, "Damn right you do."
<Public> IO-2, make it happen with Masquerade says, "So, uh, PPP, want to... You know... Get married?"
<Public> IO-2, make it happen with Masquerade <3

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Pretty Princess Polly
Chartype: Feature Character
Racetype: Stardroid
Affiliation: Stardroid
Function: Mathemagician
Rank: -1/
Gender: Male

Quote: "Aaagh! Every damn time!"
Profile: A Fuchikoma with an insignia that looks like a flexed arm with a whip in hand on the back.

Primary Weapon: Murders and Executions
Weapon Type: MISC
Buster Color: Bubblehat. Oh, and infinite power. But you don't want that- you want the bubblehat.
Announcement: Scorpio shouts, "Since I can't starblast."

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[OOC] Billiard Wolf says, "IT WAS GRETZKY."
[OOC] Tetsuo Sakizaki :|
[OOC] Belenus Molony says, "Shush."
[OOC] Billiard Wolf coughs. Sorry.
Billiard Wolf has left.
[OOC] Leo sends him to Pluto.
[OOC] Alpha says, "thank you leo XD"

Other O-Rambling

<O-Unaffiliated> Dead! Xianghua Xue leaps into Hiryu's arms.
<O-Unaffiliated> Strider Hiryu catches Xianghua in his arms, looks deep into her eyes. Cherry blossoms float in the wind behind him. His scarf flutters faintly. "Xianghua..." pause "...aren't you gay for Mai?"
<O-Unaffiliated> Pineapple says, "..."

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<O-Master> The Quadruped: Centaur Man says, "...DADDY! I wanted a tail! ;-;"
<O-Master> Dr. Wily says, "And I wanted dominion over the planet."
<O-Master> The Quadruped: Centaur Man runs to his stall, crying, while his chainsaw-tail cuts a few things in half.

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<Guests> Shade Man says, "mesa is like the loosest one here"

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<Public> Metroid: Fianait says, "Let's wrestle for it."
<Public> Metroid: Fianait says, "Nude."
<Public> Metroid: Fianait says, "In the mud."
<Public> Please Don't Shoot Pharaoh Man nearly spits out his milk.
<Public> El Scorcho says, "... I wasn't going to say anything, but that's what I was thinking!"

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<Chain of Command> Iris says, "Murder is fun! <3"

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<Public> Shaun says, "Layer's open?"
<Public> Shaun says, "HAHAHAHAHA"
<Public> Mesmer Feste says, "Yes."
<Public> Shaun says, "If I can't BE Zero, I can SCREW Zero"
<Public> Dr. Sarah Fairchild falls over.
<Public> The Mizzen Spanker-Boom Bolero ...
<Public> Mesmer Feste spittakes.
<Public> Shaun says, "You hear that Damian?!"
<Public> Dr. Sarah Fairchild says, "Shaun, your reasoning is, as always, utterly unbeatable."
<Public> Shaun says, "YOU HEAR ME! I'M COMIN' FOR YOU"

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<O-Yakuza> War of the Roses Glyde Loath says, "I offer you..... Feste."
<O-Yakuza> War of the Roses Glyde Loath says, "Somewhat homosexual, decently capable of violence. He is all yours."
<O-Yakuza> Dr. Psyche says, "........does he do dishes?"
<O-Yakuza> War of the Roses Glyde Loath says, "He can polish your disco head with a damp rag."
<O-Yakuza> Tom Hagen: Feste says, "Stop throwing me in as a bonus!"
<O-Yakuza> Dr. Psyche says, "Martha already waxes it three times a day."
<O-Yakuza> Tom Hagen: Feste can also cook.
<O-Yakuza> Dr. Psyche says, "Martha is a Cuisine grade chef in every discipline in the world."
<O-Yakuza> Dr. Psyche says, "Dude. I have MECHA. MARTHA. STEWART."
<O-Yakuza> Tom Hagen: Feste says, "I have a hammer?"
<O-Yakuza> War of the Roses Glyde Loath says, "Feste has a tattoo enhanced wang."
<O-Yakuza> Dr. Psyche says, "Your argument intrigues me."
<O-Yakuza> Dr. Psyche spitakes.
<O-Yakuza> War of the Roses Glyde Loath runs away at mach 3.

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<O-Master> Resident Jane Curtain: Enker says, "For the last time Quick, you can't mount me. You're not my type."

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<Public> Picaro Feste says, "Botos was created by UT?"
<Public> Lumine says, "Yes, Feste."
<Public> Orangikins. Mirror Orange says, "Yep."
<Public> Picaro Feste says, "I... I..."
<Public> Picaro Feste says, "I'm glad I'm applying to Rice."

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<O-IO> Deadly: Holocaust says, "Hahaha. I can see Botos and I holding a barbeque."
<O-IO> Ska! Scarface approves of this as the child of the Master Cook.
<O-IO> :o Botos says, "Here's how you cook."
<O-IO> :o Botos says, "Step one: Get a cow."
<O-IO> :o Botos says, "Step Two: Set the cow on fire."
<O-IO> :o Botos says, "Step Three: Profit."

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<Public> Dr. Weil says, "Iris is so Hentai bait."

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<O-Neo Arcadia> Dr. Weil says, "I need zombies with shotguns for eyes."
<O-Neo Arcadia> Dr. Weil says, "I was going to say syringes, but shotguns work."
<O-Neo Arcadia> Dr. Weil says, "Pistols for hands, shotgun eyes, and chain gun chest."
<O-Neo Arcadia> Leo says, "This is why you aren't in the Nemesis project."
<O-Neo Arcadia> Dr. Weil says, "Tell me why shotgun eyes are bad, come on."

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<NC-18> Vile says, "That's how I got my admin job here the first time"
<NC-18> One-eyed Espionage Ermine says, "Wait, how did you get it here?"
<NC-18> Vile says, "What who how?"
<NC-18> Vile says, "Where am I?"
<NC-18> Gemma says, "so did the vicodin kick in? :)"
<NC-18> Vile says, "yes"

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<O-Coalition> Dark Mantis says, "Right now, Shining Firefly and Optic Sunflower are having a laser ORGY."

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<Chain of Command> Vile says, "..."
<Chain of Command> Vile says, "Gigabolt's having a tea party on my ship."
<Chain of Command> Vile says, "Do I A) destroy him, B) make someone else destroy him, or C) join the tea party"
<Chain of Command> Templar Fefnir says, "C, just to confuse him. Then A."
<Chain of Command> Templar Fefnir says, "<Vile> Well, Mr. Fluffypoo, want two lumps, or three? *BLAM BLAM*"

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<O-Coalition> Vile changes his tampon.

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<Public> S.E.W.A.S Sewa says, "<Option Yammark> Hi Red! What's it like knowing that you're an enormous tool? Okay bye now! <Red> I...what?"

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<Public> Convicted Reapist - Skull Man says, "Did you just snort me like cocaine?"

Misc.

Dr. Psyche transmits, "There is no family, only..."
Dr. Psyche transmits, ">=("
Grisha can be heard cleaning his ears out, "Zhere iss only vhat?"
Dr. Psyche transmits, >=("
Dr. Psyche transmits, "You heard me."
Grisha transmits, "... How in zhe vorld are you pronouncingk zhat?"
Dr. Psyche transmits, ">=("
Dr. Psyche transmits, "It's the secret of the >=(, it is."
Daryn transmits, "I thought it was >:(."
Public Dr. Psyche says, "Crap, Taki, is it >:(?"
Shadow Man says, "Why did you betray the Mavericks, Sewa."
Shadow Man says, "You heartless fiend."
Sewa says, "Because they were so frigging angsty."
Shadow Man says, "Pfft"
Shadow Man says, "Angst builds character"
Sewa says, "So Sewa wrote up a long post about how the Mavericks (particularly those found in the fclisting 'M3') were too dramatic and were backbiting each other too much, posted it up, and made it so comments couldn't be added to it. Then she quit, deleted her access to the board, and ran away."
Crazy Shadow Man says, "People played Mavericks from M3? =)"
Sewa says, "uh, Neon Tiger?"
Shadow Man says, "So this all comes down to a catfight. Figures."

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Fianait adopts her cyberspace desc.
Sigma peers.
Sigma says, "A giant, two dimensional @?"
Fianait says, "Yes."
Fianait says, "If /only/ I had hacking."
Sigma peers.
Sigma says, "How do you.."
Sigma says, "What do you do with.."
Sigma says, "Manipulate.."
Sigma says, "Objects..."
Sigma headexplody.

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Energize (mat) pages Gaudile and Dr. Psyche: Might I make an offer?
You paged Energize and Gaudile with 'Well, if it involves cocktail dresses and jello, I demand I be paid in fudge, or no deal. Gaudile and I learned our lesson on that one long ago.'
Gaudile (Psyduck) pages Dr. Psyche and Energize: Yes. Horrible story that was.
Gaudile (Psyduck) pages Dr. Psyche and Energize: I keep pictures to keep Blitzkrieg and Marino in line.
Long distance to Gaudile and Energize: Dr. Psyche still can't eat raspberry jello.

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Wily, in a bathrobe, saunters into the room. He mutters something about jet lag, walks up to Tengu Man, and hits a button on his cane. A small hole opens in Tengu's breastplate, and as Wily holds a cup out, a large quantity of beer pours forth. Another tap of the button closes the hole, and Wily walks off.

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"I AM NOT A CROOK!"
This is what is being spouted by the man driving the Autotrack. ...wait, what Autotrack? That thing hurtling down the road is the LINCOLNTRACK! It is a halftrack with the face of ABRAHAM LINCOLN. And it is speaking.
"Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. Now we are engag-"
At about this point, the 'track hits a ramp. And RICHARD NIXON leaps out (as do the other Dead Presidents, who will enter on their own poses). We are more interested in what happens afterward. Because the Lincolntrack...goes flying towards...yes, ENERGIZE!
"-ed in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that w-w-w-w-"
Pause.
"++++ OUT OF CHEESE ERROR PLEASE REINSTALL UNIVERSE AND REBOOT +++"
Nixon throws a stick at the Lincolntrack as it does this, and it starts to speak again, still hurtling towards Energize.
"+++ GENDER ANALYZED +++" Pause. "Girl? I'mma emancipate your teeth."

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Energize says, "...I wonder. If a chronovore eats changes in time, what do you call something that feeds on retcons?"
Alloy says, "Second season script writer."

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Dr. Gravity shakes his head. "Nyet, nyet. Silly child. Listen and I shall provide illucidation." Dr. Gravity shakes his hand. "Mass as related to attraction in zhis case is not all over. Nyet. Zhe vomen zhat have zhe most mass in zhe chest." Dr. Gravity points to Alpha's chest. "And in zhe waist." More pointing. "Attract zhe most men."

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Dr. Gravity lets go of his laser pointer and his remote and catches the Bat in his strong, manly arms. The two devices stay hanging in midair. He responds to Sugar first.
"Nyet. Let Scott see how /real/ Doctor does thinks."
And then to the Bat he says, as he puts him down, "Show her zhe sex, drugs, and rock and roll Bat Vertigo wiff fully articulate joints." The silver warding circle is in place. It is time to begin. "Alvight. Places, everyone. BEGIN ZHE MYSTIC CHANTING!"

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Sigma just so happens to be within the area of the con. Afterall, everyone loves transformers. Of course, he is disguised.... using his holographic systems to appear as someone else. This has lasted thus far, thankfully. Indeed, disguised as the most horrible of beasts he lifts feminine hands to his face as things begin. Feminine hands? Why, of course, for that most horrible beast that he is disguised as?
Sigma projects a holographic image of Iris.
Iris has arrived.
Iris arrives from the Jersey Suburbs.
Iris has arrived.
OOC Iris *squint*
OOC Boomer Kuwanger says, "SIGMA ABORT THE PLAN"
OOC Boomer Kuwanger says, "ABORT ABORT"

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You paged Dr. Wily with 'RM gestalts: This is what happens when two Robot Masters do the fusion da-I mean really like eachother.'
Dr. Wily (XSM) pages: No fusion dance for you!

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Alloy says, "Hey Gaudile."
Gaudile says, "Hello, Alloy."
Alloy says, "Oh, did I ask you ICly about taking Nana down to the labs for a weekend of rampant unprotected interfacing?"
Alloy says, "...not in those exact words though, of course."
Gaudile was going to say, if you had, I'd totally remember that.