"Sha sha sha sha sha!"
Needle Man is one of the most terrifyingly annoying creatures ever created. Obsessed with puns and outfitted with an extremely irritating voice, Needle Man is sure to get under anyone's skin - he makes a point of it. A punchy, sanguine fellow, he approaches situations with vigorous but focused arrogance and self-confidence, tempered, or perhaps just inflamed, by his penchant for plans with which to frustrate his enemies. Needle Man can spend hours honing a strategem, being a stickler for perfection, only to snag on simple details he may have overlooked, always to his poignant surprise. However, his gleeful ruthlessness and willingness to plunge to any level are a sharp counterpoint to his apparent harmlessness. Equipped with the Needle Cannon, Needle Man fires high-velocity razor sharp projectiles and prides himself on his pinpoint accuracy, taking any opportunity to practice.
Knitting, Psychological Warfare By Means Of Terrible Jokes, Doing It On Purpose, Tactics, Dubious Acupuncturist, Making Complicated Plans, Failing, They'll Never Think Of This One!, Pinhead, Death By One Thousand Tiny Cuts, Never A Dull Moment, Appreciates Ghost Man, You're Doing It Wrong, That Doesn't Mean What You Think It Means, I Hope They Can See This Because I'm Doing It As Hard As I Can